Thursday, May 20, 2004
Someone has taken over…
Someone has taken over...Someone has taken over the kitchen at work. This person should be punished. I think I know who this person is, and I am almost ready to pick up all the crap they have left in our kitchen and leave it at their desk.
When I first started working here a year ago the kitchen was, well, it was a work place kitchen. The fridge always had something nasty growing in it, there were always dirty dishes in the sink and stains every where and the microwaves were over flowing with germy goodness.
It's pretty much the same, only now there is an overabundance of signage to go with it!
Over the microwaves there is one that reads: If your lunch explodes, please clean it up.
Over the sink there is: DO YOUR PART to keep our kitchen clean, please wash and put away your dishes.
One on wall there is: PLEASE KEEP THIS KITCHEN CLEAN.
I particularly like the one on the fridge stating: PLEASE DON'T EAT OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD.
And the latest and greatest! On the microwave itself is a newly added: Please respect the allergies/ sensitivities of those who sit near the kitchen and microwave your popcorn elsewhere.
Really - this person has problems. There have been various signs that have come and gone... Usually I am one of those ripping them down when I think no one else is looking. Seeing the sign on the microwave makes me want to get some popcorn, just to spite the person. Like when the guy who lives below me complains of noise, it makes me want to do jumping jacks with the stereo turned up and the TV blaring.
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As you wake in the morning
What do you feel?
Does a rush of happiness
wash over you when,
Suddenly, you realize you are alive?
