Thursday, October 23, 2003

Nancy Kerrigan?

Nancy Kerrigan?

Work hasn't been that great today. I have had a lot to do and am starting to feel the pressure. Knowing that pressure will just build without a break, I decided to go for a walk. Since there is a Ross right up the street, I decided I should stop and see what I could do about my Halloween costume. I mean, I have the wig, but what else should I wear?

So - there I was, walking up and down the isles at Ross, hoping that inspiration would hit, and what do I see? I see a man in the dress section trying to pull this evening gown over his head. He glanced over and saw me and said, "It's for Halloween, it isn't a fetish, I swear!" I laughed, cause that was what I was there for as well.

It got worse though, he proceeded to try on another dress and ask me, "Does this make me look fat? God, I can't believe I am a 14!" How does one really re-act to that? I told him to remember that he was wearing regular clothes underneath and that will always make you look fatter, you know extra layers and all...

Then I got to hear all about these great boots he found and the tights... If he didn't mention the blood and the pipe (cause Nancy got hit in the knees, remember?) I might have started to worry.

It did make me realize something... My current idea for a Halloween costume is very lame. Maybe I should have bought that baby pink velour jumpsuit after all...


Posted by Autumn Goddess on 10/23 at 12:23 PM
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