Monday, February 11, 2008

Dear Irritating Man

Your days are numbered. For this reason (and only this reason) I will tolerate the fact that you constantly chew with your mouth open in such a fashion that I can hear you from several cubes away.
Knowing that your contract is up in two months, and will not be renewed regardless of what you and your cronies beleive, makes your bad manners almost tolerable.
Well, now that I think about it, your bad manners are not tolerable.  But at least you stopped eating breakfast in the morning meeting…